WHO
Tiger Stripes
Patience.
Hello all, Since we’ve just celebrated cartoonist day (if you had one of my calendars you would know! ;o), and I made $35 last month on this whole. entire. enterprise. I thought maybe I could tell you a little bit about the ways that I can make money. If you’ve been with me a while you’ve seen the many many things I’ve tried to make a little cash-ola. Here’s... Read More
Water Crystal
____________ Wow! This is amazing! This guy believes that positive words and thoughts can change water crystals! How totally cool is that?! Hathor says: Kids! Bring me a pen and a glass of water! Paper says: Dr. Masaru Emoto Love and Peace water crystal Hathor says: Does it work? Who knows! but since I’m mostly made of water it can’t hurt! Baby thinks: I thought you... Read More
Parking Lot Spies
(sort of a sequel to Thickening Agents) ______________ hathor says: Baby?! What are you doing in the public bathroom!? baby: We’re playing spies! Hathor: No bathroom spies! later… Hathor asks: Why are you in the parking lot?! baby: I told you! We’re playing spies! Hathor:No bathroom spies! no parking lot spies! Aha! Hathor: Okay, your mission is to uncover the... Read More
Thickening Agents
________ Hathor says on the phone: I just read that your company is adding ‘thickening agents’ to your infant formula. My kids and I are wondering is a thickening agent like a spy? phone: A spy? heh he. No…It’s to thicken the formula so that babies will sleep through the night… Hathor says: gasp! That’s horrific! phone: well it IS more convenient… Hathor:... Read More
Irregular
________ Hathor says: Made a scrolling movie box and a pair of binoculars that sight a fire-breathing dragon and sang and wrote a book about an adventure and illustrated it and built a wooden doll bed and planned to make bedding and built a go-cart and careened down and … baby thinks: Listened to cinderella, acted as a fitting-model, put on wings and danced all around and... Read More
Absurd
_______ Hathor says: Excuse me? Can you explain this product to me please? salesperson: sure! Hathor: It says here that I sleep with it for a couple of nights and it absorbs my odor. salesperson: and you reactivate it by sleeping with it once a week for two nights. Hathor: and then I put it in the baby’s crib, and my smell fools the baby into thinking I’m close by? salesperson:... Read More
dance
___________ This is our house! Oh Yeah! Our tiny little house! Yes it is! I gave birth over there! Yeah! Yeah! We sleep over here! Oh Yes we do! We Dance everywhere Oh yes we do! We learn everywhere! We really do! Breastfeed everywhere! Oh yeah you do! yeah yeah! We learn everywhere! Indeed we do! Breastfeed and dance over there! And EVERYWHERE we dance everywhere! – If I... Read More
Breast Target
